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Regret Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7559	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of making terrible financial decisions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can make equally terrible decisions in a virtual world! Forget about spending money on useless things like csgo skins, join us and spend your virtual currency on pixelated pickaxes and diamond armor instead! Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have virtual riches in our crazy world? Plus, we have a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual earnings for a chance to win even more virtual riches! So come join us and make some questionable financial decisions that you won’t regret… until you do.

SassySibsMC

autism, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, IRRITATING, overstimulation, personal space, Respect, SassySibsMC, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social situations, stress, triggers, Understanding, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8785	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands personal space boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will mess with your hair or give you bunny ears without your consent!

Join us and experience a world where hitting someone’s hand away is not only acceptable but encouraged when they invade your space bubble. Our server is perfect for those who need a break from overstimulation and overwhelming family gatherings.

And don’t worry, if anyone tries to make jokes about your autism, we have a special “no tolerance for jerks” policy. So come on over and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where hitting your brother’s arm is not only justified but celebrated. Join now and let the fun begin!

HighwayHavocCraft

41 killed, Brazil, Condolences, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Heartbreaking, highway accident, HighwayHavocCraft, investigation, mourning, national, nearly 20 years, News, road safety, traffic collision, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims, WORST

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7857	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!

our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Avant Wars

Avant, base building, contributors, Economy, Factions, ftb chunks, Grinding, Guns, Modded, Modpack, nukes, PvP, smp, Staff, Teams, Teleport, Wars

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Avant Wars Minecraft Server

Server Address	15.235.115.187:33297
Join Our Discord	Discord

Version: 1.21.1

Natural Driven Economy meaning you trade in neutral territory with people and risk it all.

Create Teams and claim your own chunks

Set homes, create complex and fortified bases and choose your allies carefully

24/7 Server ran on a powerful dedicated server

Random Teleport: By doing /rtp you can choose to randomly teleport throughout the world.

Avant Wars is a brand new server looking to set its foot in place in terms of Modded Faction Wars. We are offering a modern theme with Nukes, Guns, and plenty more so please come join us! We are looking for Staff, Contributors, and more. The Project is currently WIP but the Server is 24/7 Running and some players have already started playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is running 24/7 on a dedicated server.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on version 1.21.1
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules are outlined in the Discord server and players are expected to follow them.
How can I join a team on the server?	You can create your own team and claim chunks of land, or join an existing team.

Forbidden Echoes 1.21.2

1.21.2, Echoes, Forbidden, illegal speech, long tail tags, This is, violent

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground on steroids!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, but instead of boring old castles, you can create a whole freakin’ galaxy!

And get this, you can battle with other players using epic weapons and armor, like laser swords and rocket launchers!

But wait, there’s more! You can even tame dragons and ride them into battle while blasting dubstep music!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this crazy pixelated universe together!

The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…

adaptation, Alys Karstark, Alys.., armor, battle, challenge, Character, costume, Drama, Epic, FANTASY, fit, game of thrones, Long, long night, Medieval, Minecraft, night, series, SIZE, smp, strength, Survival, television, unrealistic, warrior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Animals Bred:	135
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!

So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

ToyDumpsterFireCraft

celebration, Charity, christmas, DAUGHTER, disagreement, donation, emotional, family, Gifts, Giving, learning, Mother, parenting, positive experience, sister, teaching, ToyDumpsterFireCraft, Toys, tradition, Upset, VALUES

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6040	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ores Mined:	3270
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and teaching valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to donate their in-game items to those in need. Just like how one player’s daughter donated her toys to a daycare, you too can make a difference in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family drama just like in the story above. Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual relatives about parenting choices while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew virtual family gatherings could be so intense?

So come on, join our server and show off your generosity while also dealing with virtual family drama. It’s a win-win situation!

RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

Adulthood, adulting, Adventure, blocky, facing reality, facing the truth, growing up, hard truths, harsh reality, harsh truths, learning the hard way, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life’s lessons, Lifes, reality bites, reality check, RealityCraft, tough lessons, wisdom gained

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

MarketAttack Minecraft Server

blame game, Crisis, extremism, Government, intelligence failure, investigation, Justice, market attack, MarketAttack, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negligence, Prevention, radicalization, Saudi Arabia, Saudis, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, warnings ignored

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.

oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?

and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.

so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?

KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Conflict, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, Iranian government, Iranian influence, Iranian leadership, Iranian military, Iranian politics, KhameneiCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, Military, Military Action, Needed, Politics, proxy, Proxy Forces, regional influence, supreme leader

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	660	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Emeralds Found:	9845	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.

and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.

so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.