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Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Towns Built:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchantments Applied:	210
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	191	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	1136	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

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Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crops Grown:	2651

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!