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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7137 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
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