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CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8083	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Votes:	4590
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Emeralds Found:	9051	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	864003	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1044	Animals Bred:	121

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3777
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4465
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).

Movie Magic Minecraft Server

action, Cinematic, Cliches, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, imagination, larger than life, Magic, make believe, Minecraft, Movie, movies, plot twists, romance, Server, Special effects, storytelling, Suspense, unrealistic

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2005
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	7315

Do you ever watch movies and wonder why you never see people riding dragons or fighting off zombies in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us for epic battles against hordes of creepers, build your own castle to protect yourself from the impending dragon invasion, and even team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon. So why settle for boring real life when you can experience all the excitement and adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!