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GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

gooning, gooning addiction, gooning behavior, gooning buzz, gooning community, gooning craze, gooning culture, gooning enthusiasts, gooning euphoria, gooning experience, gooning habit, gooning high, gooning lifestyle, gooning obsession, gooning passion, gooning phenomenon, gooning pleasure, gooning practice, gooning ritual, gooning sensation, GooningGamer420, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	175
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

Skillz4Days – Minecraft SMP

critical thinking, Decision making, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, lifelong learning, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-mastery, skill acquisition., Skillz4Days, smp, success mindset, talent development, Time management

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and instantly learn the skill of building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your friends and enemies alike with your extravagant self-portraits that will make everyone question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraftyMineChaos

challenging issues, common misconceptions, complex problems, complicated situations, CraftyMineChaos, deceptive ease, difficult tasks, hidden complexities, intricate issues, intricate problems, misleading simplicity, misunderstood challenges, perplexing dilemmas, tough obstacles, tricky problems, tricky situations, underestimated challenges, underestimated complexities, underestimated difficulties, underestimated tasks, unexpected complications

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7942	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to test your skills in the ultimate challenge of trying to herd a group of explosive sheep through a maze without blowing yourself up! Think it sounds easy? Think again! These sheep have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to cause chaos and destruction. Can you outsmart them and make it to the end in one piece? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this explosive adventure! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show us what you’re made of!

MaduroMustGoCraft

Army, authoritarianism, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, MaduroMustGoCraft, military intervention, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leaders, Police, Political unrest, power struggle, PROTESTS, regime change, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline like venezuela but with a twist! we got opposition leaders trying to take down the evil dictator nicolás maduro, but instead of guns and tanks, they’re using pickaxes and creepers! join the army and police as they abandon maduro and fight for freedom in a world made entirely of blocks! build your own rebellion base and take down the oppressive regime with your friends in this hilarious and chaotic adventure! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BrailleCraft – Fun Word Searches!

accessible, alternative format, braille, braille literacy, BrailleCraft, disability, education, Fun, Fun activities, games, INCLUSIVE, learning, puzzle, reading, Searches, Sensory, sight loss, tactile, visually impaired, visually impaired community, visually impaired students, Word, word searches

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground base where u can chill with herobrine and his pet ender dragon.

join us if u wanna ride a llama into battle or build a house out of nothing but emerald blocks. our mods are like unicorns, rare and magical, always there to help u out and make ur gaming experience the best it can be.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?

GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

addiction, alcoholism, Behavior, binge drinking, BingeBeGone, blood alcohol levels, brain function, discovery, excessive alcohol consumption, Gut microbes, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, health, Insights, Mice, Microbiome, novel treatment, research, short-chain fatty acid, sodium valerate, study, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	382826

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

achievement, Aqua, AquaCool, cap and gown, celebration, ceremony, college, commencement, Cool, future plans, Grad, graduating, Graduation, high school, memorable event, milestone, Minecraft, proud moment, Senior, Server, STUDENT, subaru, success, University

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	3346
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoFamilyGatheringsMC Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, event planning, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, hosting events, house cleaning, house maintenance, house parties, messy houses, NoFamilyGatheringsMC, party etiquette, Respect, Server, social gatherings, social norms

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being the designated party host for your messy family? Do you want a place where you can gather with friends without worrying about spilled drinks, chipped paint, and muddy footprints? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream house without the fear of it getting trashed by your messy relatives. No more arguments about who has to clean up the mess, because in our virtual world, everything stays pristine and perfect.

Don’t be the family scapegoat anymore, join our server and escape the chaos of real life gatherings. Build, explore, and have fun in a world where cleanliness is next to blockiness!