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CraftyCrushSignals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2644	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crops Grown:	5045	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Votes:	5922	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	8064

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ores Mined:	5415
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	271
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Towns Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	8706	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!