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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8272 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!