Get ready to slay some blocks on our epic Minecraft server! We don’t just build, we SLAY! Join us on our quest to conquer the tallest spire in the land – because rumor has it, there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to the mythical SLAY THE SPIRE 2 game!
But beware, the spire is guarded by fearsome mobs like the legendary Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon. You’ll need all your skills and wit to survive this epic adventure!
And if you manage to reach the top and unlock the portal, you’ll be transported to a realm where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly! Okay, maybe not, but it’ll definitely be a lot of fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to SLAY THE SPIRE!
The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!
What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.
Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question
Answer
What is Intoxicated?
Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities.
What can I find at the spawn?
The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize.
How does the competition work on the server?
Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught.
Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated?
Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and witness the epic battles between flying pigs and dancing llamas, all while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the blocks in our server have a mind of their own and will rearrange themselves to create secret messages only the chosen ones can decipher. And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who give out valuable loot in exchange for corn kernels.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that the players here are so irresistible that even the creepers can’t help but fall in love with them. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky, wonderful world – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, guarded by ninja villagers with diamond swords. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever played Minecraft parkour on a roller coaster? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Why? Because why not! So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cuteness overload! We’ve got adorable pixelated animals roaming around, cute little houses with heart-shaped windows, and even a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret sauce that makes all your builds look extra fabulous. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cuteness levels are off the charts!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than watching Nico Hülkenberg race without ever scoring a podium? Join our server where the only thing faster than Lewis Hamilton’s win drought is our server’s performance! With more twists and turns than Fernando Alonso’s comeback, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
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Tired of overpriced bread in America? Well, our Minecraft server is the solution to all your carb-filled woes! Join us and experience a world where bread costs 2 francs and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our server). Our community is filled with friendly players who will trade you bread for diamonds, because why not? So come on over and see why our server is the breadwinner of them all (pun intended)!
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!
Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!
So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!
8th May 2024: We have updated to version 1.20.6! A new season begins….Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience.
You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.
Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
