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BaseCampBugsAndMold

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7048	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	77062
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

Join Us Now:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

The Copalib Chronicles: A Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical pair of underwear that granted them super speed and the ability to fly. Yes, you heard that right – underwear that gives you superpowers! And that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret. So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy surprises and wacky shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BralessCraft: Repairman Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	815	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a bra in your own house? Join our Minecraft server where you can let those puppies roam free without any judgment! Our repairmen won’t bat an eye at your jiggling assets, they’ll be too busy marveling at our virtual couches. Plus, we fully support breastfeeding mothers, so feel free to let those milk jugs flow while you game. No bras allowed, just pure comfort and freedom! Join now and let it all hang out!

AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP

awkward conversations, awkward date, awkward date experiences, awkward date stories, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward silence, AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP, cringe-worthy dates, cringe-worthy moments, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating fails, dating faux pas, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, embarrassing moments, funny dating stories, relationship mishaps, social awkwardness, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	51
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

Blocky Booty Call

blocky, BOOTY, Call, casual encounters, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, DATING, emotional connections, hookup culture, Intimacy, night life, one night stands, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, relationships, Self Discovery, Self-expression, sexual encounters, sexual health, Single life, social norms, spontaneity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Star Shards Collected:	55	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have one night stands with blocks and mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your one night stand needs. Whether you’re into creepers, zombies, or even villagers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild night of blocky passion and adventure. Build a cozy love nest with your new blocky lover, or go on a romantic stroll through our pixelated landscapes. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a stack of dirt!

So why wait? Join our server now for a night of unforgettable blocky romance. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

ChalkosaurCraft: New Dino Genus

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mines Excavated:	2418	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got dinos runnin around like Caletodraco cottardi, a new species we discovered in da lower Cenomanian Chalk of Normandy, France. imagine ridin a T-rex while buildin ur dream castle, it’s lit fam. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s get prehistoric up in here, y’all!

TheCrib: Where Minecraft Java and Bedrock unite in harmony, come join the madness of crafting and surviving together! 🏠

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview:

Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Versions	Java 1.7 to latest, Bedrock
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Java and Bedrock?	Yes, TheCrib supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
What type of gameplay does TheCrib offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay.
Are there any special features on TheCrib server?	The server focuses on quality of life features and values player experience.