On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!
So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can build your dream world while battling zombie pigmen who are secretly plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to get your pickaxe swinging, how about this – every full moon, the cows in our world turn into werewolves and start attacking players!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mother Mine” where players can delve deep into the earth and uncover rare treasures. Just be careful not to stumble upon the cursed diamond that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos, the excitement, and the sheer insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to explain to your friends why you can’t stop laughing every time you log off.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.
Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.
oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.
On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon
Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.
51.38.218.134:25511
| Season | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Reset | New reset a few weeks ago |
| Dragon Fight | Dragon fight scheduled for later today |
Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.
Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages
If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.
A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.
A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.
A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.
A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.
One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.
So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!
But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!
And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?
So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!