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ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5983	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	1798	Towns Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crops Grown:	7307	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5288	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	327
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	616462
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4479	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2870
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!