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Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	1566	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Farms Harvested:	928
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	76
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	1806
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	850791
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.