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CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

2022 census, Accuracy, CensusCraft2022, Challenges, criticism, data analysis, data quality, demographics, Dorrington, Dorringtons, doubts, Government, Implications, methodology, Moultrie, Planning, Population, research, resource allocation, south africa, South African census, statistics, survey, UTILITY

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4768
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2487
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Epic Quests Completed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!

Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

airborne, Automation, Botania Cannons, Cannons, Conquest, Discord, FACTORY, Flyin, HIGH, innovation, invention, magic mods, Mining Ship, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, names, Plasma Cannons, recipes, rftools, Server, Shield Projector, ship building, SKY, takin, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Airborne Conquest Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies
Key Mods	Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste
Modpack Size	143 mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack?	3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended).
Can I start building my ship quickly on the server?	Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing.
Where can I join the Discord server?	Join the Discord Server

KodomoCraft Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime forums, Childhood, Coming of Age, controversial, discussion, fan community, Fandom, Japanese culture, Kodomo no jikan, KodomoCraft, Manga, Manga community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, school life, Server, slice of life, taboo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a world where Kodomo no Jikan was the hottest topic on /a/! Our server is filled with dedicated fans who built pixel art tributes to their favorite characters and reenacted scenes from the manga in-game. Join us for epic role-playing adventures where you can be a student at the controversial school from the series or even a time-traveling teacher trying to keep everything under control. With regular events like “Loli Dance Parties” and “Pocky Eating Contests,” there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even /a/ couldn’t resist the allure of our wacky world!

SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	955236
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7275	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server

aita, Bonding, Boundaries, close friends, Communication, COMPLICATED, Connection, discomfort, Divorce, ExHubBFFs, family, friendship, long term, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, Siblings, Support, Tension, Understanding, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Buildings Constructed:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	852	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any awkwardness!

Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?

Forget about real-life tension and dive into a virtual world where the only thing that matters is having fun. Our server is the perfect place to make new friends, embark on crazy adventures, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

Accomplishments.., Boundaries, college dropout, Communication, Daughters, Decision making, family, fast food job, financial struggles, high school, Honesty, judgment, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Role Model, single mother, SisNotRoleModel, sister, Support, VALUES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	192823	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SalarySplurge, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7400	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Farms Harvested:	430
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

Allure, aroma, attraction, attractive, BIZARRE, Curiosity, fascination, Intriguing, odd, odd scent, oddly, olfactory, peculiar, scent, Sensory, SmellCraft, strange, strange fascination, unique aroma, UNUSUAL, unusual attraction, weird smell

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	5831	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3445	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!