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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mines Excavated:	1160

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2042	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6988	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2198
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	8768	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!