Rio Grande Valley (Location) Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

atheist, BELIEF, blasphemy, Christianity, controversial, Crafty, crucifixion, CRUSADE, Cuckristian, flying zombies, HERESY, Jesus, jew on a stick, non-believer, Pray, Provocative, Religion, resurrection, roman emperor, sacred book, sacred texts, skepticism

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Emeralds Found:	308

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

#baubauSings, #LivestreamSchedule, #Moco-chan, #ThreadTemplate, #UnarchivedContent, animelist, baubau, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, grunts, hololive, Livestream, lolz, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, twitter, Ultimate, visualnovel, Vtuber, Youtubechannel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	New Chunks Explored:	301237
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8100

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

Adventures, bathroom break, break time, childhood favorites, childhood memories, console games, Favorite, first played, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Join, mobile games, multiplayer, Nostalgia, pc games, Poop, PoopCraft, Quick, shitty, Single player, time waster, video games, work, work distractions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2741
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

aggression, anger, anger management, Backfire, challenge, Chaos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation skills, control, Crafty, creeper, defiance, fear, intimidation, Iras, Plans, power struggle, provocation, self defense, self-control, shouting, threat, violence, Yelling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ores Mined:	2814	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

#impatience, anger, anticipation, Chaos, Conflict, Crisis, dissatisfaction, Frustration, Global Issues, Government, international relations, leadership, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, Tension, Unrest, Urgency, Waiting, world war 3

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	7122
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4478
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, CheekyCraft, consequences, CREEPERS, emotional affair, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, faithful, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, forbidden romance, Guilt, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Lust, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, secrecy, temptation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

Assertiveness, avoiding conflict, avoiding confrontation, communication boundaries, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, ignoring messages, ignoring negativity, messages, non-confrontational, personal boundaries, refusing to engage, Respond, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-preservation, setting boundaries, silent treatment, Skeletons, unresponsive, Wont, you cannot get me to reply to you

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Choices, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, friendship, Fun, influence, loyalty, Party, PASSES, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, saying no, Social, substance abuse, temptation, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	954	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

battle, brand, CHIPS, comparison, Competition, consumerism, convenience, crunchy, DORITOS, expensive, grocery, indulgence, inflation, Junk Food, Marketing, Minecraft, Popular, price increase, PRINGLES, SALTY, Server, SNACKS, Snacktopia, Treat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!