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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Star Shards Collected:	223

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Farms Harvested:	374
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	160	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?