Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.
So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!
Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!
Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.
Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!
So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!
Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process.
The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.
Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.
The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.
In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.
The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).
Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!
Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.
We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon.
economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in.
come check us out!
after you get on just type
/register (your password)
after that just type in
/login (your password)
The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.
Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!
Our servers:
Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival
Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay
Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!)
Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)
new minecraft survival server
new minecraft survival server
new minecraft survival server
new minecraft survival server
new minecraft survival server
new minecraft survival server
new minecraft survival server
new minecraft survival server
RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.
RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.
With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.
Creative Server
Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!
Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy!
On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!
Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide
Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.
