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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	689667	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	145	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	New Chunks Explored:	195487
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ores Mined:	1548
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

MineCraftMadness

break the mold, challenge norms, common advice, critical thinking, different perspective, disagree, independent thinking, Individuality, life advice, MinecraftMadness, nonconformity, outside-the-box, personal beliefs, personal growth, question authority, rebel mindset, Self Discovery, Self-expression, think for yourself, unconventional wisdom, unique path

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	8197	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	2459	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “always carry a bucket of water”? Well, our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where we encourage you to dig straight down and never carry a bucket of water because who needs safety precautions anyway? Our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional creeper explosion).

Forget everything you thought you knew about playing Minecraft, because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a house out of nothing but TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We support that kind of reckless behavior here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and insane as you are, come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

BlockyLifeNPCs

ANCESTORS, Big Bang, BlockyLifeNPCs, Classes, Consciousness, Existence, Exploration, Humanity, intelligence, Life, MONEY, Npcs, politicians, Priorities, Promotion, purpose, random bodies, sports, stress, unfathomable, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	172737	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and escape the mundane NPC life you’re living in the real world.

On this server, you’ll be thrown into a random world with random bodies at random times, just like in real life! But here’s the twist – you get to choose your own adventure and create your own crazy story.

Forget about passing classes or getting promotions, on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving and exploring the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

Join us now and be a part of the most unfathomable Minecraft server ever created. Don’t be an NPC in real life, be a hero in our virtual world!