PUHKOT Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5666	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4346
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5181	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Void Gems Collected:	39
Crops Grown:	9795	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!