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LOLcraft: The Wacky World of ‘Crazy History Fact’

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of the Frankish kings for yourself! Clotaire Ier may have been slayed by the King of Heaven, but on our server, you can become the mightiest king of all time! Gregory of Tours himself would be amazed at the epic battles and kingdoms that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the true ruler of Minecraft is!

Kronii’s Horny Minecraft Adventures: Mindbreaking Edition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mines Excavated:	4123	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1995	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and witness the epic battle of mindbreaking Kronii into becoming as horny as Marine!

Picture this: Kronii, the stoic and serious player, suddenly transforming into a wild and crazy party animal like Marine. How will it happen? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and craziest adventures in Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some popcorn for the show!

Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

Crafty Love Connections: Swipe Right for Diamonds

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2822	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5990	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1049
Dragon Eggs Found:	7111	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crops Grown:	4144	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest new dating app in town! That’s right, forget about Tinder and Bumble, on our server you can find your true love while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress your crush with your redstone skills and PvP prowess?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and let the quest for love begin!

RageCraft: Where Characters Go Wild in a Pixelated World!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, like characters going into a wild rage after seeing an amphibian! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next. So come join us and let the madness begin!

Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

beauty standards, cultural appropriation, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, fetishization, gender, Goddesses, Identity, Interracial Relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Race, Reign, relationships, salvation, Sanctuary, snowflake, social norms, Stereotypes, SUPREME, White, white women, Women, Worship

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2792
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	5155
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Farms Harvested:	769
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!