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CraftyZelenskyLukashApology

Apology, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyLukashApology, denial, Diplomacy, international relations, Lukashenko, political leaders, russia invasion, Zelensky

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. let me tell u why. so, like, one time, Lukashenko was playin on the server and he was buildin this massive castle, right? but then Zelensky came along and was like, “bro, that’s my spot!” and Lukashenko was like, “oops, my bad, bro.” but then he denied it was his fault and blamed it on Russia’s invasion or somethin. crazy, right?

anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!

Husband vs Wife Mental Health Showdown

couples, diagnoses, Earning More, financial strain, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, husband, Husbands, income disparity, Marriage, Men, Mental, mental health, observations, Probability, psychological health, relationships, showdown, social stigma, stress, study, Wife, Wives, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! We have so much fun that even the blocks are laughing.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?

But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.

Flaze SMP

Adventure, amazing performance, Backup server, Challenges, companies, dedicated admin, Discord, Flaze, France, Future, hosting risks, how to join, long-term stability, massive projects, Minecraft, player coalition, power outages, Roleplay, shape the modpack, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Server Name	Flaze SMP
Modpack	Create: Beyond Industry
Number of Mods	200+ (and counting!)

Overview

Looking for a modded Minecraft experience like no other? Flaze SMP offers 200+ mods from the Create: Beyond Industry modpack, blending creativity and industry with a vibrant community.

Why Us? Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP? Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day).

How to Join? Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! Join our Discord.

Join us and help shape the future of modded Minecraft on Flaze SMP. Your adventure starts here!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the Flaze SMP server, you need to answer a few quick questions. Join our Discord server (linked above) and follow the instructions provided to gain access to the server.

What makes Flaze SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

Flaze SMP stands out from other Minecraft servers due to its large number of mods, focus on collaboration and community, unique features like roleplay companies and player challenges, and the opportunity for players to directly impact the modpack updates.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Flaze SMP server. The server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and welcoming environment free of griefers and thieves.

Can I join an existing roleplay company on the server?

Yes, you have the option to join existing roleplay companies on the Flaze SMP server. If you’re interested in participating in businesses related to trains, factories, automation, and more, you can join an established company or create your own.

How often are server challenges held?

Server challenges on Flaze SMP are held bi-monthly. These challenges require players to collect resources with others to receive rewards and add an extra layer of community engagement on the server.

Panko’s Wild Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, arousal, attraction, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, long tail tags, Lust, Panko, Pankos, Passion, please, Pleasure, risky behavior, seduction, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, unprotected sex, Wild

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5320

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild party where everyone’s just yelling “Panko! Please have unprotected sex with me!” Imagine the chaos, the madness, the sheer insanity of it all! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you build and battle your way through this wacky world. So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

DeadbeatDadMC Server

Arrest warrant, child support, child support arrears, child support consequences, child support enforcement, child support failure, child support hearing, child support issues, child support obligations, child support payment, child support process, child support responsibility, child support system, co parenting, DeadbeatDadMC, ex, failure to pay, Hearing, parenting, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3887
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate revenge on your deadbeat ex? Look no further! Join our server and unleash chaos on your ex by building a virtual world where he can never escape his child support responsibilities.

Imagine a world where every block you place represents a missed payment from your ex. Build towering structures of child support bills and watch as he struggles to navigate his way out of debt. Will he finally learn his lesson? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a good laugh at his expense.

Join now and let your ex experience the consequences of his actions in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be this much fun?

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1476
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	419
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ores Mined:	4101	Gods Slained:	0

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!