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SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	New Chunks Explored:	335179
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8884

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	9819
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	556
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crops Grown:	8679
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crops Grown:	5047
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

droppypvp.xyz

BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crops Grown:	1590	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2146
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	16164
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1016	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4888
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Votes:	1572	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.