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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4607 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
