Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in yourself if you can keep up with their funky moves.
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| Server Name | KidlessCraft |
|---|---|
| Established | 2016 |
| Server Location | Central US |
| Game Play Type | SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty |
| Version | 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join as well) |
| Server IP | smp.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Website | www.kidlesscraft.com |
Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate and Geyser, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit and WorldGuard.
Datapacks include: Due to 1.21 update, we are only running Terralith and Nullscape at the moment
We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server if you do not wish to play with plugins. This can be joined after you whitelist by using vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have an in-game chat set up in the Discord so you can communicate with your friends even when not online!
To get whitelisted on the server, you can join the KidlessCraft Discord server and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the whitelist format.
Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the provided IP address.
The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.
Yes, there is an all vanilla server available for players who do not wish to use plugins.
Join us if you want to experience romance, drama, and suspense like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in a virtual world filled with waifus and husbandos.
Don’t worry if you’re new to visual novels, we have a team of experts ready to guide you through the intricate plot twists and turns. And if you encounter any technical difficulties, just follow our five-step troubleshooting guide that involves changing your locale and using DeepL to translate error messages (because why not?).
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem of a visual novel story that will leave you questioning reality itself. See you in the game!