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YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	9405
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1109
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Animals Bred:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

abject evil, blood and flesh, cannot convince me, discrimination, Drool, empowerment, equality, evilcraft, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, manifestation, Misogyny, misogyny in society, MODERN, modern women, Oppression, patriarchal society, rule, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, villagers, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchantments Applied:	190	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Farms Harvested:	379
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Boomer Gladness

20s ruined, Ages 5-18 ruined, boomer, college age 18-22 ruined, covid era, Degree, entry level job market, Garbage, Gladness, Homeless, Homeschooled, undeveloped freak, youth over, zoomer sadness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

adorable, blocky, character collection, character figurines, character merchandise, character plushies, character toys, collectible items, Collectibles, Cute Characters, favorite characters, Fun, hello kitty, hello kitty fan, Kawaii, McBlockface, merchandise, Numbers, pom pom, pom pom fan, sanrio, sanrio collection, Server, tuxedo sam, tuxedo sam fan

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	70
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Votes:	8092

Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

blocky, Community, culture, DANK, Diversity, dreams, Expressions, faces, faces of int, forum, Global, Identity, Int, International, international friends, memes, Minecraft, multicultural, Online Community, online identities, online interactions, people, portraits, Server, social media, virtual community

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!