#OccultTraditions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	161
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5763	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5815	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	13

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7804	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crops Grown:	3639
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	825412	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!