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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1700 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 5167 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”