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BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6229
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	195
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Emeralds Found:	7038
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6031	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2785	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	4658	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	3872
Star Shards Collected:	140	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	94	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!