build your own wall to keep out pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to do! but be careful, because we also have a secret underground tunnel system where you can smuggle in all the diamonds and emeralds you want.
our server is so lit, even trump would want to play here. so come on down and make minecraft great again with us!
join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!