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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1829 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.