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DollDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, damaged, Disrespect, Doll, DollDramaCraft, emotional, family, friendship, Grief, Loss, nephew, overreacting, perspective, Precious, reaction, sensitivity, sentimental, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	9964
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4710
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doll pranks to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to prank your friends by destroying their precious dolls in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the look on their faces when they find their beloved doll with ripped hair, missing limbs, and drawn-on eyes! It’s all in good fun, right?

But be warned, the reactions may vary from tears to screams of anger. Just like in the story of Tom and the doll, things can get heated real quick. So come join us for some wild and crazy pranks that will leave everyone questioning if they overreacted over a doll or not.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the doll pranks begin!

Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

bind, challenge, conundrum, Difficult, Dilemma, EASY, entrapment, Escape, Ez2EnterHrd2Exit, FIX, Maze, Minecraft, predicament, puzzle, quandary, smp, sticky situation, Struggle, tight spot, trap

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

FreeAppMagicMC

app availability, app benefits, app comparison, app download, app features, app options, app recommendation, app review, app selection, app store, app usability, convenience, convenient app, free app, free tools, FreeAppMagicMC, mobile app, productivity app, Technology, time-saving app

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles made entirely of cheese (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bazooka. And did we mention that our server has a built-in teleportation system that can transport you to a land filled with talking cows and dancing creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention that it’s all completely free? It’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt – pure magic!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

arab world, chicken hunter, Cluckin, failed operation, foiled attack, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Minecraft, mock, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, online mockery, political commentary, political humor, regional conflict, resistance group, satire, social media, terrorist organization, viral news

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	79
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

breakfast choices, breakfast habits, CEREAL, cereal first, CerealFirstToothpasteNext, daily rituals, dental care, dental hygiene, milk, milk first, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Personal preferences, pouring habits, quirky habits, toothbrush, toothbrush wetting, Toothpaste, toothpaste application

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

Auctions, Challenges, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Exclusive content, Featuring, Fish, Fishing, forget, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, minecraft community, Perks, PvP, Quests, Resets, Shaded family, Shops, smp, sunburnt, sunglasses, sunscreen, twitter, Updates, Vote, vote ranks, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Towns Built:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!