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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1447 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2761 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!