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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 101 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2823 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
