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FarRightFrenzy Minecraft Server

Campaign, Deadlock, Democracy, election results, Emmanuel Macron, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRightFrenzy, French election, French government, French politics, French society, French voters, Le Pen, Macron, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, nationalism, political parties, Politics, Server, Voting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the far right is trying to win the french election but there’s a deadlock and chaos everywhere! build your own crazy political party and fight for power in a world where anything can happen. who will come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!

ScotCraft PrimeMiner

British Prime Minister, First Visit, Government, labour party, leadership, opposition leader, political campaign, political event, political leader, Political Visit, Politics, prime minister, PrimeMiner, scotcraft, scotland, Scotland Prime Minister, Scotland Trip, Scotland Visit, Starmer, uk, UK politics, Visit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpHatCraft

baby bump, BabyBumpHatCraft, BIZARRE, EXPECTING, funny, HAT, humor, maternal bond, maternity, maternity fashion, mother-to-be, Motherhood, motherly love, parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, strange experiences, surreal, unborn child, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive while wearing your unborn child as a hat! Trust me, it’s the latest fashion trend in the Minecraft world. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

EmoteCraft: The Kinematic Chronicles

behavioral science, Body language, Chronicles, data analysis, Emotecraft, emotion recognition, emotional expression, emotions, facial expressions, gesture analysis, Human Behavior, interdisciplinary research, international team, Kinematic, kinematic features, Measuring, motion tracking, movement analysis, nonverbal communication, objective measurement, research technology, Software Development, technology innovation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure your body language to determine your emotions while you play! we have a team of scientists from all over the world working on this top secret project.

imagine mining diamonds while our software analyzes how excited you are! build a castle and see if it reflects your inner joy or sadness.

we once had a player whose character started dancing uncontrollably because they were so happy with their progress in the game. it was a sight to see!

join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of your emotions through minecraft. who knows, you might discover something about yourself you never knew before!

ReckoningCraft Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, biblical prophecy, day of reckoning, divine punishment, Doomsday, end days, end of civilization., end of days, end of humanity, End of the World, end times, Eschatology, final judgment, judgment day, Minecraft, Prophecy, reckoning, ReckoningCraft, second coming, Server, the end is near

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	1664	Crops Grown:	4196
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	2615
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate day of reckoning experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds in a secret underwater cave guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the day of reckoning like never before!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

crime, dark thoughts, desperate situation, disturbing behavior, drastic actions, ethical dilemmas, Extreme Measures, Family issues, financial ruin, illegal activities, mental health, Minecraft, morbidly obese women, murder, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, retarded stepson, Revenge, Server, taboo, troubled relationships, twisted desires, UK LAW

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

TreehouseTrouble Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, friendship, Guilt, Kids, Mess, Minecraft, neighbours, parenting, Playtime, Respect, rules, Server, suburban neighborhood, Summer, treehouse, TreehouseTrouble

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of unwanted guests invading your treehouse like it’s a free-for-all candy store? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual treehouse without any messy neighbors dropping by unannounced!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own treehouse oasis without having to deal with juice boxes and candy wrappers littering your virtual backyard. Build, explore, and play without any unwanted interruptions from kids who just can’t seem to clean up after themselves.

Don’t let “kids will be kids” be an excuse for chaos in your virtual world. Join our server and take control of your treehouse destiny! Who needs nosy neighbors when you can have the ultimate treehouse experience in Minecraft?

NoFamilyGameNight4Me

aita, arguments, Board Games, Bonding, Break, card games, competitive, family game night, family tradition, FRIDAY, Fun, game night, heated argument, NoFamilyGameNight4Me, not participating, Siblings, stress, tradition, uno, unpleasant experience, WEEKLY

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of family game nights ending in heated arguments over Uno? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of competitive board games? Join our Minecraft server and leave the Uno drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no arguments over game rules or who wins. Create your own world where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds.

Say goodbye to family game night stress and hello to endless fun and creativity on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your own family tradition of virtual adventures and laughter!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

Abba, Archipelago, Fika, Gustavus Adolphus, HERRING, ikea, meatballs, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nobel Prize, northern lights, sauna, Scandinavian, Server, social democracy, stockholm, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish culture, Swedish design, viking history, Vikings, welfare state

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217

Forget about meatballs and ABBA, our Minecraft server is the real reason to think of Sweden! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with Viking warriors, talking moose, and furniture from a certain popular furniture store (hint: it rhymes with “Beg”).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of block-shaped trolls who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying meatballs and dancing IKEA furniture as you navigate through our virtual world.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a replica of the Stockholm Palace out of diamond blocks while riding a reindeer into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Only in Sweden, baby!

CraftyMurderFunTime

consequences, controversial, CraftyMurderFunTime, crime, debate, discussion, Ethics, harm, Humanity, Justice, law, Legal, morality, philosophy, punishment, reddit, Social Issues, society, violence, worse than murder

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than a diamond addiction? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s worse than murder…legally. Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret underground lava disco club. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave…or else you’ll be missing out on all the fun! So come on, join us and see why our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure of the Minecraft world.