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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6479 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9816 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2220 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
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