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CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magic Items Found:	6506
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Emeralds Found:	2778	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4790
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mines Excavated:	2138
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	7198
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	98	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Potions Brewed:	83
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	7895
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?