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AlphaCraft: Where Minecraft meets primal instincts in a hilarious showdown for dominance!

alpha male, Alphacraft, Coming of Age, Community, Competition, culture, customs, DOMINANCE, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, generation, heritage, Hierarchy, hilarious, Instincts, leadership, Masculinity, meets, Minecraft, primal, Respect, Rituals, showdown, social norms, Son, tradition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6894
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Forget about traditional methods, on our Minecraft server, we settle who’s the alpha male by having an epic build-off challenge! That’s right, whoever can construct the most impressive castle in the shortest amount of time gets to wear the crown (literally, we have a virtual crown in-game). So if you think you have what it takes to rule the land, come join us and show off your building skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with epic builds, llama conspiracies, and the quest to become the ultimate alpha male (or female, we don’t discriminate)!

Blocky Peen Panic

blocky, body acceptance, body image, circumcision, cultural practices, emotional impact, emotional well being, genitalia, Identity, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Panic, Peen, personal beliefs, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, shame, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

NiceGuysCraft: Where women love nice guys and creepers fear to tread! Join us for a gentler gaming experience!

#sociopath, Chad, CREEPERS, dark triad, DATING, double standards, Experience, face, fear, Gaming, gentle, gentler, guys, height, Join, KIND, love, loving, low inhibition, Masculinity, Nice, nice guys, NiceGuysCraft, rejection, relationships, sexual selection, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Tread, violent, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	875424
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	9828
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Are you tired of being a nice guy and getting rejected by women in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, being a violent, dark triad, low inhibition sociopath is the key to success! Forget about building impressive structures or mining for rare resources, all you need to do is embrace your inner Chad and watch the ladies flock to you. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and plenty of pixelated action. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of being a bad boy? Join now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

ManlyCraft: Where we turn boys into men, one block at a time!

Awareness, behavior change, BLOCK, Boys, education, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, Misogyny, patriarchy, re-education, Respect, sexism, social change, Time, toxic masculinity, Turn, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server and we’ll re-educate those manly men into respectful gentlemen who know how to treat women right.

Our server is like a boot camp for dudes who need a lesson in respect. We’ll have them mining diamonds for their female counterparts, building beautiful structures to show their appreciation, and even writing love poems in the chat.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Damsel in Distress” where players have to rescue a princess from a tower (spoiler alert: the princess saves herself because she’s a boss).

So come join us and help us create a Minecraft world where toxic masculinity is a thing of the past and chivalry is alive and well. Let’s show those boys how it’s done!

– ManlyCraft: Where Ballet is for Bros!

ballet, ballet choreography, ballet costumes, ballet culture, ballet dancers, ballet education, ballet for men, ballet history, ballet music, ballet performance, ballet technique, ballet training, bros, Dance, Gender norms, male ballet dancers, male ballet students, male ballet technique, Males, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Performing arts

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is basically ballet for males – but with a twist! Instead of pirouettes and pliés, you’ll be mastering the art of building, crafting, and surviving in the most fabulous way possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling fierce mobs while wearing tutus and pointe shoes! Our server is so fabulous that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the dance party.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with other players until the sun comes up. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and glitter somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found by the most fabulous player.

So why wait? Join our ballet for males Minecraft server today and get ready to pirouette your way to victory!

MoggedCraft: Where Getting Mogged Means Game Over

acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, challenge, comparison, Competition, Confidence, Defeat, DOMINANCE, Game, Insecurity, intimidation, Jealousy, Masculinity, Means, mogged, MoggedCraft, Mogs, Over.., power, self esteem, success, threat

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3179
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4528	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re tired of getting mogged by other players, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who are so skilled and powerful that if they even look at you the wrong way, it’s game over for you. But don’t worry, because we also have a secret weapon – the “no mogging” rule. That’s right, if anyone tries to mog you, they’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity. So come join us and show off your skills without fear of being mogged into oblivion. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Crafty Asians vs White Knights

acceptance, asian men, asian women, Asians, attraction, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Crafty, cultural preferences, discrimination, Diversity, Femininity, Identity, interracial dating, Knights, Masculinity, prejudice, racial dynamics, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white men

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Farms Harvested:	516
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Asian women preferring White men? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all players are equal in the eyes of Notch! Join us and escape the harsh reality of dating preferences by building epic structures and battling mobs together. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion that will make Asian women swoon over you, regardless of your race. So come on, join us and find true love (or at least some diamonds)!

CraftyMania: Where we turn pixels into perfection & answer life’s burning questions like ‘How do I become a truly beautiful man?’

answer, Appearance, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, Burning, Confidence, CraftyMania, fashion, Fashion tips, FITNESS, Grooming, grooming tips, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, Lifes, man, Masculinity, mental health, Perfection, personal development, pixels, questions, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, skincare, Style, Turn, wellness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to become the most beautiful man in the blocky world? Look no further, because our server has the secret to unlocking your inner beauty! Join us and you’ll be transformed into a pixelated Adonis in no time.

Our server is like a magical beauty salon for your Minecraft character. We have potions that will give you flawless skin, enchanted armor that will make you sparkle like a diamond, and cosmetic items that will make you the envy of all the other players. Say goodbye to looking like a basic Steve and hello to being a stunning Minecraft model.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most handsome players in the game. Join our community and you’ll be surrounded by gorgeous avatars who will inspire you to reach new levels of beauty. You’ll be strutting your stuff on the virtual catwalk in no time!

So if you’re ready to become the most beautiful man in Minecraft, join our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than the sun?

Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

bjj, bros, Conspiracy, controversy, Crafty, culture, Dominant, FITNESS, Gay, grappling, homoerotic, Martial Arts, Masculinity, meets, middle class, Minecraft, passtime, physical exercise, psyop, Questionable, self defense, Sport, Stereotypes, Submission, theories, Upper Class, White

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Votes:	8279	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

Vernier Training Minecraft Server

0.22 rifle, 65 yards, Accuracy, candy, challenge, child development, child training, dehydrating, firearm training, German group, Irish group, liquid blood, Measurement, Minecraft, parenting, prove it, rehydrating, reward system, Server, Training, unconventional methods, Vernier, Vernier calipers, youtube video

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we reward players with candy for accurately measuring blocks with Vernier calipers! Forget mining and crafting, it’s all about precision measurements here. And watch out for the Irish group who will challenge you to shoot targets with a 0.22 rifle while dehydrated – but don’t worry, they’ll rehydrate you with liquid blood if you succeed! Join now and prove your skills, if you dare! Check out our crazy antics in the video link, but be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart!

Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

Actual, Actual ylyl, amusement, comedy, Entertainment, fortune telling, funny, good luck, Happiness, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, LUCK, meme, Minecraft, my_fortune, positivity, smp, social media, Thread, thread printing, viral, ylyl

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	3745
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	377

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	5783
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6743
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?