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Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Flip, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, political maneuvering, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Surprise, Table, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6642
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2383
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6252	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Farms Harvested:	643
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

Anon, beloved movies, changed my life, don’t kill yourself, emotional impact, Impactful, Inspirational, life changing, LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP, love, mental health, Movie, Moving, must watch, personal growth, Powerful, Self Discovery, self improvement, Therapy, transformation, Zero day

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Potions Brewed:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7131
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	137	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

Blackmail, consent, control, DiamondDamsels, DOMINANCE, double standards, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchy, power, relationships, Server, sex, social conditioning, Stereotypes, Submission, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EduShonenCraft SMP

Educational, educational comics, educational content, educational entertainment, educational genre, educational graphic novels, educational literature, educational manga, educational material, educational media, educational reading, educational series, educational shonen manga, educational storytelling, educational themes, educational value, EduShonenCraft, learning through manga, Manga, shonen manga, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and textbooks? Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate educational experience! We teach you everything from math to science to history, all while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who needs a boring old shonen manga when you can learn and have fun at the same time in our server? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a math genius who can help you with your homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power while having a blast in our crazy Minecraft world!