Welcome to our crazyMinecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on thisserver!
Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insanequests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!
So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!
Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!
Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIGwhile battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shootRAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!
Welcome to our Fat Bitch ThreadMinecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not?
– Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle.
– The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous.
– Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory.
– The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Threadserver and let the ridiculousness begin!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.
Legend has it that this server was created by a group of super intelligent llamas who wanted to build a utopia for all Minecraft players. They worked day and night, mining blocks and crafting weapons, until they finally created the most mind-blowingserver ever seen.
On this server, you can ride flying pigs through the sky, battle zombie unicorns in epic quests, and even build your own giant taco castle if you so desire. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you will be granted superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. You’ll be able to shoot rainbows from your fingertips, summon dancing pandas at will, and even control the weather with a snap of your fingers.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this magicalMinecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.
Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!
Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our servermay or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is theirsex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Link is actually a Minecraft character and he’s on a quest to defeat the evil Ganon who has taken over the server and turned all the pigs into evil Moblins.
Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!
Looking for an amazing game to play? Look no further! Join our server and embark on an epic journey to the final dungeon. But be warned, it may take you 6 months to finish it!
Once you finally defeat the final boss, get ready to be hit with a wave of depression like never before. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell, right?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one place!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild! Join now to be a part of an epic battle for a whopping 234,000 euros inheritance! It’s a secret family feud over assets, but don’t worry, we’ll keep it hush hush.
Imagine investing in STOCKS that are actually blocks, running a RESTAURANTwhere the customers are creepers, mining for CRYPTOCURRENCY in the form of diamonds, or building an APARTMENT made entirely out of gold blocks! Who needs a boomer rock when you can have a diamond pickaxe?
Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune and bragging rights for days!
Welcome to the most insaneMinecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secretdiscoparty where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
This serverallows raiding and PVP. So if you don’t expect to loose your things once in a while, expect the unexpected.
This server is a small community, and we need new players, like you!
This server has the MCMMO plugin to maximize your PVP experience! Level up your sword, bow, and acrobatics skills to become the champion faction!
The server has a unique staff, which will help you with whatever you may need. The staff is EmmyKenzie (Owner) sparedtugboat (Admin) AssassinofCreed (Admin) Thaddman45 (Moderator(Myself)) and Mason (Moderator)
Just a server you play with friends, not strict or anything. you can do what ever you want honestly just have fun….
bedrock ip (31.214.162.23) port: (63373)
Welcome to the Missing pieces gaming Minecraft Server! The server is automatically in survival. There is an in-game shop which can be accessed by all players to both buy and sell things, mobs have different levels which corresponds to their health. You gain skill points for different skills in minecraft when more levels are gained there are more abilities available. The admins are also really kind too 🙂
KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:
– A borderless 1.8 survival world
– Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots)
– An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed
– A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/)
– Anti xray and rollback plugins
– Friendly staff
– Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)
We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.
Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED!
Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all!
The true feeling of Anarchy.
Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂