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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8885 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 381 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣