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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 475 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 703789 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.
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So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!