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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7223 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
