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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4928	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	189	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	142	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9156
Votes:	1660	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Love Letters Sent:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchantments Applied:	282	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!