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RuleCraft: No Pants, No Problem

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old rules at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We have the most outrageous rules that will make your childhood rules seem like a walk in the park.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CoralCraft: Bleach Bash Bonanza

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2317	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3151

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the great barrier reef ocean temperatures is our gameplay! we have so much fun, you’ll be bleaching your brain with excitement!

our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	512867	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	1518

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

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RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	1104	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Potions Brewed:	181
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8049	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	832418
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!