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Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

aspirations, Challenges, Craft, Cultural differences, Dilemma, discrimination, dreams, Escape, expat life, Frustration, green card lottery, immigration, international move, Irredeemable, Leave, opportunities, Poland, prejudice, Relocation, Stereotypes, Usa, Western Europe, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8300
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7320
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

attention span, autism, blocky, Buddies, Communication, compassion, Disregard, emotional intelligence, Empathetic, Empathic responses, Empathy, feelings, IMPORTANCE, Intent, misunderstood, NARCISSISTS, neurodiversity, neurological differences, rule, Social Skills, Sociopaths, spectrum, Understanding, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimension Hops:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Villages Defended:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6306	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, confidence boost, CREEPERS, date, DATING, family, finding, forehead, genetics, Insecurity, LUCK, match, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, single, Struggle, Ugly, Unlucky, UnluckyInLoveCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7036
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Animals Bred:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

3000 years ahead, advancement, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Civilization, culture, Development, European travel, futuristic, greece, hi tech trains, high speed trains, History, Infrastructure, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, OlympicCraft, PLAYS, progress, Technology, Transportation, Zeus

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	4361	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Items Found:	5478	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?