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StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	152	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	9077
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Emeralds Found:	444
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6883	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!