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PrimeMiner Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of Pierre “Simple Goy” Poilievre trying to run the show? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Fruity Trudy is the supreme ruler! She’ll lead us to victory with her rainbow powers and endless stash of fruit snacks. Plus, rumor has it that she can tame creepers with just a smile. Say goodbye to boring old politicians and hello to a fruity new world on our server!

Hyakkano’s 100 Girlfriend Minecraft Server

100 girlfriends, 100kano, Anime, cast announcement, comedy, dating sim, Girlfriend, girlfriend search, harem, Hyakkano, Hyakkanos, japanese animation, Love Triangle, Minecraft, multiple love interests, new season, Otaku, otome game, romance, school life, Server, slice of life, Visual, waifu

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Get ready to embark on the ultimate quest to find all the hidden girlfriends in our Minecraft server! Our S2 update features a whole new visual overhaul and a cast of characters that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Join us as we dive into the chaotic world of love and relationships in Minecraft, where every block you break could lead you to your next virtual soulmate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to swipe right on some pixelated romance, because on this server, love is just a block away.

PetPals Minecraft Server – Share your pet’s fun fact!

animal, Behavior, Beloved, companion, cute, Entertaining, fact, four-legged pal, Fun, fun fact, furry friend, Intelligent, INTERESTING, lovable, Loyal, Minecraft, Personality, pet, PetPals, Pets, playful, quirky, Server, Share, Special, Trivia, Unique

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	1093
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who can actually do backflips while riding a unicycle! He’s the star of our daily piggy talent show where he wows the audience with his impressive skills. Join our server and witness the amazing Sir Oinksalot in action, along with many other wacky pets with their own unique talents!

NotAllGirlsMine

Assumptions, common beliefs, cultural norms, debunked myths, female behavior, female characteristics, female traits, gender assumptions, gender misconceptions, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, NotAllGirlsMine, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, surprising truths, Women, women’s behavior, women’s habits

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where all women ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of their fingertips! You thought all women spent hours shopping for shoes, but on our server, they’re too busy taming dragons and building castles out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this magical realm where the unexpected is the norm and the possibilities are endless!

PeepCrewCraft

better, cultural studies, Curiosity, everyday life, Human Behavior, human interaction, Human nature, leisure activity, Observation, PeepCrewCraft, people-watching, people-watching hobby, Psychology, public spaces, social behavior, social dynamics, social observation, societal norms, SOUNDS, urban life, watching people

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	489504
Love Letters Sent:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13

u ever wanna watch people but then u realize watching people is boring af? well come join our minecraft server where u can watch people watching people! it’s like a never-ending loop of watching and being watched, like some freaky inception shiz. but don’t worry, we got u covered with our top-notch security system to make sure no one is watching u watching people watching people. join now for a mind-bending experience that will leave u questioning reality and your sanity. oh, and did we mention there’s free cake? yeah, we got that too. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and watch people watching people on our server!

MetaMindCraft: Death Anxiety Reduction

Altered perceptions, altered states, anxiety, Consciousness, coping, death, death anxiety, existential crisis, existential dread, existential fears, experiences, fear of death, mental health, MetaMindCraft, metaphysical beliefs, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological effects, reduction, research, spirituality, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6460	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, you start trippin’ balls and havin’ psychedelic experiences like never before! You start seein’ crazy colors and shapes, and you’re like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!”

But here’s the kicker – these psychedelic experiences actually help reduce your fear of death! Like, you start thinkin’ about life and death in a whole new way, man. It’s like you’re on a journey to discover the meaning of existence, all while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers.

So come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server, where you can explore the depths of your soul while diggin’ for diamonds. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe and become the ultimate psychedelic warrior! Peace out, dudes! 🌈✨🕶️

CraftyDestinyServer

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyDestinyServer, Dattover, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, dim, Dps, guides, Gunsmith, News, Patch 8.0.0.1, PressKits, Resources, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are so last season? Well, look no further because our server is so futuristic that it’s not Dattover yet! Join us for a wild ride through dimensions and shapes that will blow your mind.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build the final shape of your dreams. Want a house shaped like a giant taco? Done. How about a castle that looks like a unicorn? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with patches that will keep you on your toes. Patch 8.0.0.1 includes new mobs like flying pigs and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you defeat them.

Need resources? We’ve got you covered. Use our Destiny Item Manager to organize your loot, or check out our Armor Picker to create the most stylish outfits in the game. And don’t forget to visit the Gunsmith for all your weapon needs.

Join our clan and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We’ve got spreadsheets for days that will help you master TTK, buffs/debuffs, DPS, and more. Plus, our API will give you all the stats you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Prev players are already raving about the insanity, so don’t miss out!

Back in Blocks Minecraft Server

back again, back and better, back for good, back for more, back in action, back in the game, back in the groove, back in the spotlight, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back to reality, back where I belong, back with a bang, back with a vengeance, blocks, COMEBACK, I am back, I’m Back, Minecraft, returning, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mines Excavated:	3081
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’M BACK and this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

StepSisBanMomRageCraft

Affair, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, maternal guilt, mom, parenting conflicts, Pregnancy, Resentment, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step sister, step-family, StepSisBanMomRageCraft, trip planning, Yelling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a family feud! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 24-year-old dealing with his mom’s pregnancy bombshell and step-sister drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in outrageous situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good story, complete with crying siblings, last-minute trip plans, and even threats of calling the police for kidnapping (spoiler alert: it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual family drama you’ve ever seen. See you in the game!