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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2713 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
