But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs to create crazy new creatures. Want a pig with wings? How about a zombie that shoots fireballs? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come join us and uncover the medical truths that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you on our server.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with a touch of chaos and a sprinkle of family dysfunction. Witness the epic showdown between a dad, his kids, and his stepkids as they navigate through awkward family dynamics and unresolved childhood trauma.
But wait, there’s more! Help out with money for treatments, mock your dad, and tell him to go to hell – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
So come on down to our server and join the dysfunctional fun! Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? See you there, drama llamas!
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.
we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.
so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!
we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.
our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.
join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?
On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!
The server has 3 unique modes:
⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!
✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.
✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!
✅Also, every city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!
I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:
⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:
PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.
SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.
⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).
⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.
⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.
❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!
⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all the stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!
Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!
Everyone often asks: where to start playing?
– It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!
✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!
For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.
Well, briefly about the most important thing:
✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken
✅ No creativity – no donation trash
✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10
✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics
✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!
✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!
✅ A large number of works
✅ Unique warp system for players!
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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, talking chickens, and flying llamas. They were greeted by a group of friendly zombies who offered to show them around. As they explored, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes. Because why not?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of rainbow sheep who hold epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!
But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.
Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!
But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.
Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!