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  • PixelPubePlay Minecraft Server

    PixelPubePlay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 585
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have post games where girls have canonicaly pubes! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Our server is the only place where you can witness such a wild and crazy phenomenon.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington. Our server is like a wacky dream come true, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSportsMinecraftServer

    NoSportsMinecraftServer
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6735
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting into heated debates with sports fanatics just because you don’t enjoy watching sports? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, sports talk is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more awkward conversations about the latest game or player stats. Instead, join us for some epic building adventures and let your creativity run wild!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a safe haven for non-sports fans, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

    So why waste your time arguing with sports enthusiasts when you can join our server and escape to a world where sports talk is a thing of the past? Say goodbye to pointless arguments and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join us now and let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ❤️ BEST SERVER FOR PVP ❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BEST SERVER FOR PVP ❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8751
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 9682
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Potions Brewed: 72

    New Minecraft Servers

    A server where you can develop your PVP skills. The best system! Unique places for resource extraction and PvP with real players!

    saimine.gamepvp.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Helvetia Network

    Helvetia Network
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5190
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Villages Defended: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Info:

    – 2 Earths One PvE And One PvP Both Connected

    – Pve Server Focuses On Crafting Farming Building Economy Social Growing Towns And Nations Property Markets Making Supplys To Sell To The PvP War Factions While Growing Your Own Empire The Way You Like

    – PvP Server Focuses On Fighting Players Over Land Resources Spite Land Claiming Over Throwing Regimes And Looting Full On War And Sieges On Who Can Dominate The Earth While Unloading Loot Back Home In Your PvE Capitol And Restocking On Pots Armor Weps And Food To Head Back Out To The Front Lines

    – There Is No 5 Animal Per Chunk BS (we want you to actaully thrive)

    – Seeds Have Been Removed From Crop Harvesting Instead Making It a Mob Drop (removes 30 dubs of seeds for 1 dub of wheat plus seed market woo)

    – Ability To Use t/n spawn for towns and nations will not have a upkeep (sorta bs to have fees)

    – Nations Only Cost 1000 To Make

    – Town Plots To Claim Is Only 10

    – NO Overclaim If You Had Enough People To Claim It At One Point You Wont Lose it

    – 90 Day Inactive Town Kick No 30 Day Bs

    – /lottery global Lottery That Players Can Buy Into And Win Big 😄

    – Villager Shops Allowing You To Have 1-infinite Rows To Buy/Sell Items Along With Storage Space

    – A Proper Economy Focused On Not Having Poverty 2.0 Thats Broken Asf

    – Bosses With Really Op Loot Tables (Good Luck 😄 )

    – Netting Animals/Mobs Ability to Capture Any Creature With A Net Showing Its Stats And Portable Way To Sell Your Creatures Without Getting Scammed (imagine The Insane Horse Breeding And Rare Skele and Zombie Horses)

    – “Coins” A Special Item That Allows f2p and p2p To Both Have Access To The Same Admin Shop To Buy Nets Op Villager Shops Elytria Wings Warp Books And Premium Status All Possible For All Players 😄

    – We Are 1.20 We Actaully Got Camels And Cherry XD

    – Over Haul Of Custom Crafting Recipes

    – Every Mob Has A Custom Drop Table

    – Ability To Get /hat Without Premium Through A /hat Book

    – Ability To Store Exp With /bottle Store Amount

    – Spawners Able To Silk Touched Ingame Naturally And Added To Admin Shop

    – Fishing Now Rewards You Random Goodies (Gotta Fish To Find Out :p )

    play.helvetianetwork.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Save Mannheim Minecraft Server

    Save Mannheim Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1529
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, fear not, because Wallah Krise is here to save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom! Legend has it that whoever finds this llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like the flying pigicorn and the explosive sheep! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in all of Minecraft, Mount Pixelated Doom, where the air is so thin that you might just start hallucinating.

    So why wait? Join Wallah Krise today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky ninja creepers and the mischievous Endermen who love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. See you in the pixelated world of madness and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

    CryptoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 6256
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2080
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thrill-seekers out there!

    Join us as we embark on a wild adventure where the ETFs are actually sentient beings who are constantly trying to reach 100k in Minecraft currency. Watch as chaos ensues when they realize their goal is unattainable and start selling off everything in a panic!

    Retail may be dead in the real world, but on our server, it’s alive and kicking with players trading, bartering, and scheming their way to the top. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a rollercoaster of ups and downs?

    So, open your shorts (figuratively, of course) and get ready for a year like no other on our server. Just remember, don’t get too greedy with leverage or you might find yourself in a world of trouble. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BenittoSMP

    BenittoSMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6564
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to BenittoSMP

    Experience Minecraft like never before on BenittoSMP an exclusive Survival Multiplayer SMP server with custom terrain and unique structures to explore

    Key Features: – Custom Terrain and Structures Discover stunning landscapes and hidden treasures crafted uniquely for our community

    – Spawner Mining Collect spawners to build powerful mob farms and enhance your gameplay

    – Economy System Earn money by defeating mobs selling items on the market or trading with other players

    – Team Dynamics Create or join teams to build incredible bases collaborate on projects or compete against rival teams

    Community Focus Engage with a friendly and active community participate in exciting challenges and enjoy the camaraderie of like-minded players Join BenittoSMP today for an adventure filled with creativity strategy and endless fun

    play.benittosmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • worldshub

    worldshub
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6324
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Runes Activated: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ores Mined: 3418 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to WorldsHub, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets endless possibilities! Dive into our exciting OneBlock gamemode, where you’ll start with a single block and expand your world through resourcefulness and creativity. But that’s just the beginning!

    Economy: Build your wealth and become a tycoon! Trade resources, complete jobs, and invest wisely to climb the economic ladder.

    Crates: Unlock mystery crates filled with rare items, powerful gear, and exclusive cosmetics. Every crate is a new opportunity to enhance your gameplay.

    Shops: Set up your own shop or explore our extensive marketplace where you can buy and sell goods. Whether you’re a savvy merchant or a discerning shopper, our vibrant economy has something for everyone.

    Auction House: Bid on rare items and compete against other players in our dynamic auction house. Will you score a great deal or outbid your rivals to secure that coveted item?

    Bazaar: Discover a bustling bazaar filled with player-run stalls offering unique and diverse items. It’s the perfect place to find those hard-to-get materials or showcase your own special wares.

    Parkour: Test your agility and skills in our challenging parkour courses. Compete for the fastest times and earn bragging rights among your friends.

    And that’s not all! WorldsHub is packed with many more features to keep you entertained and engaged. Join our community today and explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Adventure awaits at WorldsHub!

    mc.worldshub.me:25224

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DominionCraft Server – Rule the Blocks!

    DominionCraft Server – Rule the Blocks!
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2467
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 323 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Votes: 5165
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to enter a world where the Wheel has turned once again? Join our Minecraft server for the Blitzmin start the fucking blitz edition! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is extremely outdated, our Steam group is filled with the weirdest memes you’ll ever see, and our multiplayer guide is probably written in hieroglyphics. Join our server and experience battles that will make your head spin faster than the Wheel itself.

    And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our fan art gallery is filled with masterpieces that will make you question reality. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8853
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking pigs, and dancing creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can journey to the mystical land of Rainbow Sheep, where the grass is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, the unicorns are known to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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