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NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Votes:	8895
Dimension Hops:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3367
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	4535
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3297	Star Shards Collected:	80
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	226
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!